Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Something has gone terribly awry with my life plans. I fully expected to be sitting on a throne, drinking wine from the skulls of my enemies, not sitting in a broken chair, sipping lukewarm coffee from a chipped cup with a faded "COMDEX '94" on the side.
I went into academia planning to be a mad scientist, but not "mad" == "sad, tired, and delinquent with my annual eval." Too late for Plan B.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
I was one of the 371 scientists who signed on to this letter urging governments to "Resist ‘dangerous and socially unacceptable’ age checks for social media."
Story with link to letter: https://www.politico.eu/article/age-check-social-media-scientist-warning/
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
"Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us."
-- Jerry Garcia (1942-1995)
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."
-- Soren Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
— George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)
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Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Now it is getting real.
In a further attempt to distract from his being all thru the Epstein files, DJT is ordering the release of all the files on UFOs and ETs.
I'm definitely not in the Epstein files, but just may be (ahem) in the UFO files. Assume they are typos and carry on as usual.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Active military forced to watch ‘Melania’ documentary at SERE school
(Satire.. I hope.)
https://www.duffelblog.com/active-military-forced-to-watch-melania-documentary-at-sere-school/
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"Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on."
— Mike Royko (1932-1997)
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Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it wrongly and applying unsuitable remedies"
— Sir Ermest Benn, 2nd Baronet (1875-1954)
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Friday the 13th followed by Valentine's Day—because nothing says romance like surviving a horror movie just to face the real terror: finding a dinner reservation.
Here are some soundtrack suggestions:
https://youtu.be/Fola80rQop4
https://youtu.be/WCjzNfJLHa0
https://youtu.be/lWYcZZDVEC0
https://youtu.be/-cV0IL2Dtok
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I recently had a very thorough meeting with a financial planner and got some good news.
Apparently, I will be able to retire when I am 91 and live comfortably for about 2 weeks.
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We're having a warm spell. Over 6 inches of standing snow and ice have melted.
How has Ferris celebrated? By running through -- and rolling in -- the resulting mud.
Does anyone know how to Scotchguard a dog?
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An almost perfect evening!
Great meal, wonderful wine, delightful companions, witty repartee.
The only downside was they realized I wasn't invited, didn't know anyone there, and they kicked me out.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses a tentacle or an eyestalk.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
“Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.”
—J.R.R. Tolkien – The Hobbit, 1937
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Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
You can prevent this -- give carbon monoxide detectors as gifts this year.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http:// about.me/spaf for more.
Almost anything can be a UFO if you are really bad at identifying things.