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Sam Machin

@sammachin@chaos.social
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Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius.
Makes phones work in fields for fun.

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Joined April 26, 2022
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Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
Sam Machin
Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

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@sammachin@chaos.social · Mar 12, 2026

RE: @nileane@nileane.fr

"magnificiently lacking in the slopware department" Is my favourite quote of all time

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Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
Sam Machin
Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
@sammachin@chaos.social · Mar 11, 2026

Today’s eBay Pager purchase came brand new SEALED in the box with an included aaa battery that expired in Jan 2001!

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Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
Sam Machin
Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
@sammachin@chaos.social · Mar 10, 2026

About 18 months ago I started sketching out what a Programmable PBX would look like — built in the same style as the CPaaS platforms I've spent the last 10 years of my career on, but designed for connecting calls between users, rather than users calling applications.

Introducing DragonPBX 👉 https://dragonpbx.org

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Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
Sam Machin
Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
@sammachin@chaos.social · Mar 09, 2026

Figured my home BTS could do with some safety signage.

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Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
Sam Machin
Sam Machin
@sammachin@chaos.social

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius. Makes phones work in fields for fun.

chaos.social
@sammachin@chaos.social · Feb 13, 2026

LIttle client feature that would make the fedi a nicer place, whenever you compose a post and attach an image prompt me to enter alt-text by default (with a cancel button) rather than having to then go into the image and add it manually.
// @ivory@tapbots.social

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