Low Quality Facts

Reporter: Are you concerned that ICE agents are not qualified to operate as TSA agents?

Trump: In their defense, they're not qualified to work at ICE either.

That's so interesting.

Every internet comedian on Earth is currently looking through old notes to find that Chuck Norris death joke they wrote back in 2006.

They were fools to change it.

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I wonder if the prisoners know.

Wow, I never knew that.

I know I did.

Same.

What's wrong babe? You've barely sat in your SpongeBob ChairPants.
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The government seems hell-bent on making life miserable for a very small and very harmless portion of the population, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this I Love My Trans Friends pin. Just be nice to people. It's not hard. It is actually very easy.
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We've all been using it wrong.

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We all have regrets.

Merry Christmas Gwyneth.

Usain Bolt only has 8 toes.

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Babies are the worst.

That makes sense.

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Vesper, the Baby Bat. Look at how cute he is. He can suck my blood, or summon Satan, or whatever minor mischief baby bats like to get up to.
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That explains a lot.

Incredible.

Smart.

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Obviously.

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That blows my mind.

I love Bernie Sanders.

Someone complained that I've been posting about cats too much lately. So naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, there's more where this came from.
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This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

That makes sense.

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Dick move.

We made a comic about fog.

Uh oh.

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